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You didn't mention chemtrails or 9/11, that's how I know you're a shill. Which brings me to my question, how much do you get paid? And is it in dollars or Christian baby blood? I'd prefer the second but I can deal with the first.

Like how Europeans created "tribes" in their colonies to create animosity among the population.

The rastafarian hang glider that crashed into a beached squid had a sandwich.

I DON'T KNOW! ARE REVIEWS UP? ARE PEOPLE TALKING TO ME? WHAT IS "UP"? WHERE JA AT? SOMEBODY GET JA-RULE ON THE PHONE! I NEED JA!

So kind of unrelated to this whole thing but when I typed in avclub.com I got a 404 error message that called me a dick. Little weird if you ask me.

New, old, real, imagined, doesn't matter. All Law & Order: SVU episodes blend together.

And become your own grandpa? No thank you.

The make up in Stalin was so terrible. Especially Duvall's.

Is The Killing Coolio?

Ken Burns' The Civil War.

My class also watched Chinatown. And after that "sister and daughter" scene, there was a collective pause for a couple seconds to process what she said and everyone just let out a collective "eww!"

JFK. My teacher messed with us for like 2 weeks leading up to it. He made a bunch of people believe the conspiracy theories with the dumbest stuff imaginable. But then after the film ended he spent an entire class dissecting why all of the conspiracy theories are wrong and why 99% of all conspiracy theories are dumb.

Stop fucking breakfast tacos.

"What the fuck is 'crab core'?"- Was my original thought. Then I looked it up and it's "eurodance influenced screamo bands" where guitarists contort themselves into uncomfortably low positions. Which sounds worse than aids and cancer and canceraids and getting lemon juice in a cut.

I thought Killing Kennedy wasn't a conspiracy film. I thought it was a shitty melodrama but not a film like JFK.

Zinn is dead.

"THAT'S AS DEEP AS IT GOES!"

That sounds dirty.

Pretty sure there was a lot of overlap between the two audiences.