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ROSE GARDEN FOREVER! MODA CENTER NEVER!

Yeah, but that wasn't technically illegal. The helicopter followed all procedures and they believed that, since they originally spoted the journalists with insurgents who were sporting AK 47s and that they were scoping out coalition forces, the camera was mistaken for a weapon especially since neither cameraman nor

I'm almost positive wikileaks didn't expose anything illegal; just stuff that was secret.

No, it's like Ace Attorney but with ironic facial hair and beer… and dysentery.

The soundtrack to the Oregon Trial (edit:I might have been drunk but I definitely posted at 3 AM… I meant trail) game. That way it'll remind people of dying constantly and they'll stay out of the state.

The most disgusting or the cleanest (Depending on how drunk you are) state song ever!

Umm, I remember the "sex contract skit" being about not telling people that he sucked at sex and lasted like 10 seconds. Are you a troll or just dumb?

Mouserat forever!

Or the Professor messed up. Which is possible, I suppose.

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You know, Hollywood loves to cast actors to cover multiple roles. This is the one time I'm sure people are actually praying for a Nutty Professor-like casting.

A Change.org petition that is entirely silly? Now I've seen everything.

Notice how I didn't read the article. It's because I saw that in the headline.

I read anything that talks about the talking heads.

Not immediately at least. I'm sure all the funions and quesadillas I've eaten will eventually take their toll.

DID should hit his brother with a ski. Or when he's sleeping put a little bit of juice by his foot.

Have you seen the Big Sean video for Fire? It appears latex just makes her look bad. Well and the hair that makes her look like a bleached blonde Gozer.

You choke on a hard candy at a movie theater.