nahhhhhh "Wizzin'" is one of the best Anthology stories

Let us out! We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them! Now we're bored!

That's the only thing about being a slave.

I'm gonna spin 'til I fall down! Woooo!
[spins once, falls down]

"We're trying our best!"
"Your best is an idiot."

Making kissing is sinful behavior and you will all regret it when the devil cuts your mouths off with his unwashed meat cleaver

hey toy companies, you wanna know why girls don't play with action figures? Because you don't give them any to play with.

When pressed for comment, Paula Abdul threw a bottle at reporters

"I'm sorry, I thought you was corn" is probably the best Hyper-Chicken line and would work as a great pick-up line

Bender: Gee whiz, Santa! You want me to help you?
Fry: Don't do it! He's evil!
Santa: I know he is but I have no choice.

Do you mean like carbon dating? Because I get so much carbon pussy

I know complaining about the index is an exercise in futility but how in god's green balls is the met gala more tolerable than the Mad Max trailers?

Grodd AND Iris laying the smack down this week, great stuff.

My math may be no good at all but I count more than two people in this thread.

Easily their best since Crazy For You. Not that I hated the other stuff, but this album is fucking great.

Should've named it North by Northwest

I still laugh over that one time he responded with an exasperated "I know some things!"

Oh no, Amelie's going to be so crushed

Leela: The thing is, Fry is very sweet, but he's so immature. I love his boyish charm, but I hate his childishness.
Zoidberg: So he's not perfect. You don't wanna end up old and lonely LIKE ZOIDBERGGGG! *cries* You were saying?

YAS KWEEN