This is way depressing. If megacutie Mae Whitman is considered the DUFF among her friends then I must have been, like, the Rocky Dennis among my friends in high school.

Abbi's a high-class jewess, you don't know what you're talking about

gah I wanna take that "Which Dead Child Star Are You?" quiz, I bet I'd get River Phoenix.

I mean I guess John Cena's kind of a big guy, but I wouldn't really consider him a "star." He's certainly no Bill Murray.

His reaction was amazing, like he'd just been granted superpowers.

MISANDRY EXISTS! THE PROOF IS RIGHT THERE PEOPLE!

Of course not! I mean Sesame Street is great but no one's going to remember it in a couple of years. Honey Boo Boo, on the other hand, is eternal.

But this could be a love story FOR THE AGES

Pretty sure that was the whole point of Eiffel 65's "Blue" video

If this is a desperate attempt from Tom to get me to like him then it's working

A C for Sesame Street?! Welp, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

The ending of the movie should have Alex Jones stuttering "TH-TH-TH-THANKS OBAMA" Porky Pig-style

2001 was a weird time for everybody.

Remember when Pharrell used to dare motherfuckers to come in his face? Now he's doing a children's book

The theme song should be Dawes doing a cover of "I'll Be There For You" and the opening credits sequence will be a couple awkward white guys sitting with their laptops around a fountain

My heart goes out to all the actors playing supporting characters on this show.

:(

Is this sports? I want to be able to tell my relatives I'm into sports

Hopefully this frees up Rory Scovel to do more hilarious things because he's my everything and TBS doesn't deserve him.

But I think there's a difference between upvoting a reference to the podcast and cheering every time Scott/Scott mention t-shirts. I don't know, the hooting and hollering seemed way over the top, if I was there I would've just nodded my head in appreciation like a boss.