actual lol at "Jared Leto looking into the back of a spoon"

I don't care if this turns out to be terrible, the very fact that this is happening is sploogeworthy in itself.

Sean's wrong about that. A lot of us look like Jared Leto, more specifically Jared Leto when he wore a fat suit for that Mark David Chapman movie with LiLo.

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You're going to your room without supper

Tom Hanks and Bill Murray are like the only cool dad celebrities left, if something happens with them then there's no hope for us rotten kids.

I'm in a place where I associate all Cosby news with Hologram Cosby singing "Baby it's Cold Outside" on last week's South Park so it's really easy for me to laugh and admit that I'm probably going to hell, as is typical of me on this site.

How much you wanna bet that Burton refers to the three of them as "the three amigos"? I say there's like a 500% chance that he does.

Holy rhino taint, are people seriously pissed about an IRL murder case being "spoiled" for them? As if spoiler culture wasn't ridiculous enough already.

For real. You'd think that the wisest man in existence, the immortal decider of good and bad and a guy who's basically the fucking Gandalf of the North Pole would be a bit more reasonable and considerate, but I guess being a spiteful asslord for literally no reason is just as good.

I want more dizzy water!

My favorite moment comes after Rudolph's cover is blown and all of the other reindeer are laughing/calling him names/etc., when Santa tells Donner, Rudolph's DAD, "Donner, you should be ashamed of yourself. What a pity." That is waaaaaaay worse than teasing, that's like the principal of a school telling a bullied…

Prettttty sure that was the ending of Jimmy Savile's cut segment from Love Actually.

She? But Jennifer isn't a girl's name! Parents are just getting dumber with their naming choices.

Weird Al has the weirdest boner right now.

God, that Speed bit at the beginning is so great. I mean I love the rest of the episode, don't get me wrong, but it basically peaked in the first five minutes.

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The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice…like Urkel! And he appears every Friday night…like Urkel!

You sarcasm but I'm pretty sure a few years ago O'Neal or Kyle Ryan or someone reviewed a porno for the site, or at least wrote an article about their experience of watching it.