*Cocks Pistol*

My fiancee is known to take hers off in the car on her ride home from work. Sometimes on the weekend or after work, whether or not she goes or does something is decided by whether or not she has to put a bra on. She is of the delightfully, big boobed variety, though.

Damn, I listened to sports radio this morning. So, um, I listened to Frank Wycheck interview Jake Locker.

I was a department manager for a few years, and now, I want to yell at people with shit manners in meetings. In this new job, people sit and look at their phones during the meeting, like checking facebook. I looked over one asshole's shoulder and he was checking his okcupid page. If that would have happened during one…

You're in TN, @avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus ? Come through Nashville, I'll buy you a beer. I'll make @Tanooki Suit Riot come, too.

Okay, @ColdGottoBe:disqus , my ain't-afraid-to-spend-money-on-things friend, what do you think about some of these boots. I have been wanting some dressy boots to wear for work and still would work with some good jeans. So far in my search, I like:

I am on book three of Joe Abercrombie's First Law series, Last Argument of Kings. It has basically been a sword and sorcery, page turner series, but I have really enjoyed them. Mainly, because he has turned some of the character tropes around. The valiant swordsman is arrogant and clueless, and a bit of a…

I have a friend from the high school years who has zero shame. I mean, none. He used to take pictures of his own shit. He would try to make long turds without breaking them and photographed his successes. He would tape these photos to the coffee table (we lived together in college). Anyway, he had some awful, awful…

Shit, @avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus , I am almost 38. I did not get around to graduating college until I was 27, took the first "real" job offered to me, and worked at that shit place for 10 years. Luckily, it happened to be in a growing niche market and I met my fiancee there. Only now, pushing 40,…

Moving to a different environment this winter has played absolute hell on my skin. I hate lotion, and now, I have to use the shit out of it. Fuck, I have struggled to fix dandruff. It is awful. That said, I invested in some $20 hand lotion, Kiehl's Ultimate Strength Hand Salve, and that shit is awesome.

There is also the Chicken in a Biscuit cracker.

Oh yeah, in regards to getting fired, he made some homophobic reference about not wanting anything around his ass and that he "was not that way!" last week and was real loud about it. I mention this because I just convinced a friend of mine from my old job to apply here, and he got hired.  This friend came out as gay…

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus Not balding, shaved bald!  But no, we are in Nashville.

@Scrawler2:disqus , Deviled egg Lays might be the stinkiest potential chip flavor this side of Pile of Burning Garbage flavor.  That said, I saw the siracha flavored ones for the first time yesterday and was intrigued.

@avclub-eb106695cc6be23b5f9f646780d5fb23:disqus , I had it for the first time a few weeks ago for brunch and wasn't sure how to approach it. I found, it was good both all at once and just eating the separate components.

Or, at least one face to punch…

The autistic guy is the only person around who will put up with his nonsense.  There is a short, fat, jolly guy in the cube next to the autistic guy who I can hear giggling at some of the bullshit coming out of FFU's mouth.

Agreed, Florida is a shitstain on the map of the US. He has been actively recruiting AG to take the job with him because AG's kids live there. I daydreamed of tattling on that fucker and getting him fired, but even as terrible as he is, I'm no snitch.

This asshat has been fired or had his contract not renewed a ton of times. When he told me all of the jobs he's had when I first met him, I wondered if he had bad luck. It took me about a week to realize he was a freakishly awful human.

Damn! Zorak is who I was trying to think of when it came to the audible blinking! For some reason, Ren in Stimpy came to mind, but I seem to recall the both of them confused and audibly blinking when someone was explaining something to them.