@avclub-8288999e960ebe6aca280a2c31f5645b:disqus We have a mixture of linoleum and carpet, so we have to Swiffer and vacuum.  Plus, our house is old so it has floor vents which means dusting is damn near as important as vacuuming. It is nice finding a pile of dog hair on top of a book case.  I wish I had hardwood…

Well, I appreciate your commitment to the joke. While I would definitely recommend a road trip through the South, there are much better and prettier places than Mobile (unless you have a thing for old mansions, there are plenty there).

I bought a pair of their boxer briefs and while they fit well, there is no, um, opening in the front. This is an important feature on boxers. I have 3 or 4 of their t-shirts and they are very soft and comfortable.

I only transcribe the things that come out of this guy's mouth. I don't pretend to understand them.

You know, often when I bitch about him, I compare him to Michael Scott/David Brent, but even those characters are more self aware and introspective. Plus, you can at least laugh at them. This guy just incites violence.

Haha. That truly is the only appropriate response.

Thanks, @avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus . It is funny, I get the "you look like…" thing all of the time and the people are all over the board. It is either that, or I am told that I look just like someone that they know.  Once in a meeting, two people I barely knew argued over whether I looked like…

So, are you actually heading to Mobile? I mean, I shouldn't bitch that much about it because that is where I am getting married. If you are going, you need to hit up Callahan's Irish Social Club http://www.callaghansirishs…. It is a old neighborhood bar that was named one of the best bars in America by Esquire a few…

It was just requested of me to make wings for the Super Bowl, and you have obviously worked long and hard on your method. I will be trying this on Sunday.

It was seriously awesome. It happened at the Howling Wolf in New Orleans on the Now I Got Worry tour. R.L. Burnside was the opening act. We had to hide in a cleaning closet to smoke the joint because both Cedric's mother and grandmother were at the show. While we were in there hiding, all 3 members of the JSBX popped…

I'm with @avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus . The first one, definitely.

Awesome, @avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus and @LJo1:disqus ! The beard hair on my chin is getting very gray. Give me 5 to 10 years and I will have the full Patinkin.

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We have two dogs and one of them is a Siberian Husky, so the floors are vacuumed many times a week.  The odd girl I dated for years used to vacuum almost nightly and would do it around midnight when her waitress shift ended. Her neighbors in the apartments hated her.

- I once smoked a joint with Cedric Burnside (R.L.'s son) backstage at a Jon Spencer Blues Explosion show. After the show, someone stole Jon Spencer's wallet. I helped him look for it. Cedric always recognized me at shows after that.

People randomly singing has always annoyed the shit out of me. Even if they can actually sing, I still hate it.

Oops, @avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus , sorry. If he was self aware, it might be some sort of performance art. In reality, it is the perfect storm of an obtuse, talkative jackass with attention-whoring tendencies (he just yawned so loudly someone on the other end of my desk phone heard him) talking to…

Oh, I just like to bitch about an awful coworker. To keep it fresh, I figured I'd try it in stageplay format.

I probably can. He has zero situational awareness. Hell, I could of got some quality video of him sleeping at his desk this morning.

I sneak up on people all of the time, too. I am a very quiet walker and will not wear shoes that squeak or corduroy pants. My fiancee literally struts when she walks and stomps like an elephant to make up for my silence.