People have seriously thought this was me: http://blog.kexp.org/blog/w…

Jesus, @Scrawler2:disqus , why Mobile? Save your like miles. I lived in that dump for 12 years. That said, if you are going there, I can recommend some places to go, at least.

Ugh, that sucks. It would have been worse if you had socks on AND stepped on the wet carpet. You know, because stepping in something wet with socks on is the worse. Lucky for me, if I step on something wet on the carpet, it is probably just going to be shit or vomit from one of the 90 lbs. shit and vomit machines that…

Let's see, I once again made the Chicken Mahkini recipe that @avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus  gave me months back…still delicious, and last night, I made some pretty kick ass spaghetti carbonara with whole wheat pasta, local farm raised bacon and some killer imported parmesan reggiano.

         My Shitty Annoying Coworker from Utah talking to a Half deaf Autistic Guy

I mentioned in a previous TI that I wanted to try Balcones whisky, and I can now report that I located and got some. Verdict? Fucking delicious. I got the cheapest bottle, Baby Blue ($32), to give it a try and good lord is it good. Super smooth and caramelly. There is a cask strength called True Blue which was $48 and…

Well, I did scroll down to the comments without reading the article to ask, nay DEMAND!, to know where the turtle was.

Ha, at the moment of my typing this, there are 8 comments. 5 of them are about the missing turtle.

We can dream, can't we?

Perhaps, we should send Alistair Overeem http://www.ufc.com/fighter/… to that studio driving a Hummer limo and tell him to park it anywhere he liked.

"Anyone have opinions about that?"
Yes, read them. I went through a big McCarthy phase a few years back and read most everything he has written.  Once you get used to his style, they are quite brilliant. With the Border Trilogy, my main frustration was the Spanish. I don't speak any Spanish, and there is literally…

Late to this, but anyway:

I held my nose and voted for New Edition.

It got my vote, and it is also stuck in my head.  At least, it dislodged Raspberry Beret which had been rolling through my head since the shower this morning.

My fiancee loves him, too. Every time he flashes his childlike, full toothed grin, she lets out an "awwwwww."  He just seems like a genuinely nice guy.

Me too, Burl, me too.

Sadly, @avclub-90c88bf435e7bdafcb26109a12313c7d:disqus , he was not referring to BSG or comic books. He meant references to astrophysics, programming or the like. He wasn't touting his pop culture nerdiness, but instead, how smart he is.

Okay, I should be saving some material, but he just had about a 15 minute conversation with the autistic guy that was just dripping with delusions and lies.  First off, he said that he doesn't watch Big Bang Theory because, and I quote, "When they make those intellectual jokes, I get them. I mean, when they are making…

As I mentioned above, it is 17 days without smoking for me.  One of the worst parts, I have found, is my days seem so much longer at work since I rarely leave my desk. With the smoking, I had to go down 5 flights of stairs, walk out to a parking lot a hundred yards away and then spend the 5 minutes smoking. It was…

Ugh, I hate tomatoes. Tomatoes and coconut are the worst foodstuffs on earth. Only recently have I been able to eat curry because of the coconut milk. I can only barely tolerate cooked and/or processed tomatoes. It is to the point I think my sandwich/burger is completely ruined if a tomato was on there, because even…