I'll try one of those one of these days. Some one told me years ago that it is the best beer in America and I have been intrigued ever since.

Okay, okay. I forget the power of puns and silly jokes. How about this? I once listened to him describe all of the Police Academy movies to my other, somewhere on the autism spectrum, coworker. He picked his favorite scenes in each of them and recounted them line by line. If it was a site gag, he just described it in…

Okay then, a favorite stupid joke.

Speaking of t-shirt sites, have you seen redbubble.com? You can get shirts with damn near any pop culture bullshit you can think of on them.  There are a bunch of cool Archer shirts. There was one that had Babu, a rocks glass and a ping pong paddle and another one that has Terms of Enrapagement written like the poster…

Speaking of t-shirt sites, have you seen redbubble.com? You can get shirts with damn near any pop culture bullshit you can think of on them.  There are a bunch of cool Archer shirts. There was one that had Babu, a rocks glass and a ping pong paddle and another one that has Terms of Enrapagement written like the poster…

Yeah, agreed. Also, I am on day 17 of not smoking! Still no cheating, although I really wanted one this weekend.

I have yet to buy the Eagle Rare (the cool liquor store in my neighborhood bought a barrel of it last summer), but I had a taste and it was pretty smooth. A couple of weeks back, I got some bourbon called Lexington that was very good.  After seeing it a couple of times on Justified and reading up on it, I am now kind…

That's the damn truth. That, "this is nothing, in ____ it is ___" comment pisses me the fuck off. How is that, in any way, germane to to the conversation except there being weather involved in both.  Of course, my shitty coworker from Utah does it every single time weather is mentioned.

@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus , he doesn't whistle, thankfully. He is more of a muttering-to-himself, kind of guy. He does sing sometimes (keep in mind, nasally voice, Utah accent). My company has a facility in Clarksville which has prompted him to sing Last Train to Clarksville any time it is…

It really isn't the joke's fault. He could discover the cure for cancer, and I would get pissed off for what he did to cancer, which would be my new best friend, cancer.

Real time update:  I was just listening* to him talk to his wife (yes, this bastard is married) and got to hear him tell her a joke.  "'What did the fish say that ran into a wall? Dam!"  That was followed by a long string of laughter.

If you go in store to Macy's, you can find good suit deals. I bought a Kenneth Cole suit (of which I am not usually a fan) that was $100 after tax.

I'll keep it up, if only for you @avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus .  My fiancee swears she is amused by it, but it is nice to have some other outlet besides her to bitch about him. 
With absolute conviction, I can say that if there is a habit by a coworker that you find annoying, there is a good chance…

I kind of agree, @avclub-577bf73a564d1fd9878f3c70f931a066:disqus . Everyone has been moaning about the cold, but it wakes me up and gets me going. Plus, as I like to remind people, it was fucking 115 degrees for a solid month with no rain last summer. I am in no rush to get back to that.

Brooklyn Brown is quite tasty,

It is possible. I'll stand up and wave. Look for me.

I have been giving Scotch a shot recently. I have only been buying stuff that comes in small bottles to see what and if I like it. Granted, most of you Scotch drinkers will bemoan some of what I am about to list, but again, I was looking for stuff in half pint or pints. I got some Johnny Walker Black and I thought it…

An update on my shitty coworker from Utah:  Earlier today, he injured his back from yawning and stretching too hard.  He has reached the lazyfuck pantheon.

Hey @avclub-577bf73a564d1fd9878f3c70f931a066:disqus !

And Superchunk does a nice cover of "Beat my Guest."