Justice also got caught smoking crack, didn't he?

Justice also got caught smoking crack, didn't he?

I approve of the hobo inclusion and especially the foot for a face part.  Both will be added in next time I am insulting him.

I approve of the hobo inclusion and especially the foot for a face part.  Both will be added in next time I am insulting him.

Hell, my fiancee and her friends think he's just the hottest thing around. On top of this, last night I was rewatching Warrior and

Hell, my fiancee and her friends think he's just the hottest thing around. On top of this, last night I was rewatching Warrior and

I, for one, cannot fathom why people find Pattinson attractive.  He looks like a gangly, overgrown fetus.  Even though I am a straight dude, I can usually say, "Yeah, okay, that's a good looking guy," but I just don't understand the love of Pattinson.

I, for one, cannot fathom why people find Pattinson attractive.  He looks like a gangly, overgrown fetus.  Even though I am a straight dude, I can usually say, "Yeah, okay, that's a good looking guy," but I just don't understand the love of Pattinson.

I've seen more excitement and passion on the faces of people in line at the DMV.

I've seen more excitement and passion on the faces of people in line at the DMV.

I like my women like I like my coffee…cold and bitter.

I like my women like I like my coffee…cold and bitter.

I am looking forward to the Tippecanoe and Tyler Too show.  It'll be like a gritty, buddy cop movie, but it will only have 32 episodes.

I am looking forward to the Tippecanoe and Tyler Too show.  It'll be like a gritty, buddy cop movie, but it will only have 32 episodes.

I know, my joke offends me to my core.

I know, my joke offends me to my core.

Hey Renesmee, you know I love my girls like I love my scotch…12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Hey Renesmee, you know I love my girls like I love my scotch…12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Meanwhile, you can spend $4.75 for a 16 oz bottle of Dasani.

Meanwhile, you can spend $4.75 for a 16 oz bottle of Dasani.