Hey! It looks like I'm going to be moving to Nashville some time soon. I have never been there, but everyone I have spoken to has given it glowing reviews.

Booooooo! Down with egg salad!

I heard Lucas would crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole.

Greenie Greenie Gob Gob

My girlfriend used to ride competively and when I told her about this (she thought I meant in the context of the show) she said "eh, it is horse racing, happens all the time." Of course, when I explained further, she got outraged.

I actually posses tickets to see Dawes in May. Granted, I did not buy the tickets or even know they were going to be playing until yesterday. My girlfriend bought early tickets for Hangout fest back in December, but the lineup was not released until yesterday.

One of my all time favorite Deep Thoughts.

I can now officially say that I have tickets to see Dawes. The Hangout Fest ( 
http://www.hangoutmusicfest… ) released its lineup this morning, and lo and behold, Dawes is going to be there. So, if anyone wants to stand on the beach in 98 degree heat to see Dawes, come to the gulf coast in May.

Well @avclub-280ec5122d50341671626be674e1ae88:disqus , I am no red belt, but I would go with…

Well, speaking as a green belt in Tae Kwon Do that I achieved when I was 13, Newt's cranium is quite the large geographic local. You could put a Brendan Frazer head, both Mannings and still have room for a Buscemi. You know, speaking as a green belt.

Not to mention how he kowtows to the terrorists and these sultans of swing. We are so far away from Reagan's America.

We are the 2 and a half men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpieces stuffed with straw, alas!

Have you watched any of Stanhope's Voice of America bits of the British show Newswipe? Some of them crib bits from his standup but nonetheless, they are pretty damn funny.

Thanks, @avclub-f30631754e45359e7069944a3c3395d7:disqus , I need help in my complete degradation. There should definitely be Russians involved. My cheap booze recommendation: Old Grand-Dad. It is pretty good Kentucky, non-blend, barrel bourbon and it cost less than $13 a fifth. Hooray liquor!

Don't get me wrong, I like her just fine, but she's a mouthbreather.*

I'm so hungover that the vodka I sweated out was more pure than the Tito's I drank.

Did a Bridget Jones eat your baby?

The It's Not You, It's Me

edit: Whoops, wrong thread.

@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus My favorite quote about Catch-22 is Heller's saying that he wanted you to laugh at the book and then look back in horror at what you laughed at.