Shit, trying living in Alabama. No, don't. You are a nice person and should not be subjected to that.

If you've ever had the misfortune of working in a corporation, it almost isn't funny anymore (but it is). The ludicrous logic and absolute disdain the higher ups hold for their employees perfectly mirrors Catch-22.

I recently went back and read the Clevlinger's trial and Cpt Black's Patriotism pledge drive against Major Major portions from Catch-22, and fuck if they aren't as funny and poignant as ever. I would easily say Catch-22 is the funniest piece of literature ever written, and I love Twain.

Agreed. I liked the shit out of this.

Mulatto butts!

Yeah, movies!

Debbie Gibson, obviously.

"You see your woman hanging upside down,
Her features covered by her fallen gown,
And all the lousy little poets come around,
Trying to sound like Charley Manson.
There's a white man dancing'."

5500 comments and a movie!

Yeah, @Malingerer it is kind of awkward phrasing on my part. It is just my girlfriend told me she is going to get a black Newfoundland and call her Aretha. Personally, I like to get to know the dog a little before I name him/her.

I read a few minutes ago that he would have had access to the CSPAN footage, but he wanted to film on a higher quality camera since it was for the follow up documentary.

@avclub-2bf5e202fc973a02f417dc9af000177b:disqus Yeah, all of my dogs end up with a plethora of nicknames. Bodie's is husky or The Husky according to the mood. Otter's is Poppy. In regards to calling them by their name when they are in trouble, I think it is important to try yelling the name a few times before settling…

The girlfriend's next planned animal is going to be a black Newfoundland named Aretha. We already have close to 200 pounds of dogs in the house, but I still can't wait to get the Newfie.

That is a pretty awful name.

Hey, @avclub-222afbe0d68c61de60374b96f1d86715:disqus , I know you're near me. Did you see the show in Mobile? I can proudly say I had 6th row seats. Best Birthday present from an ex-girlfriend ever.

I have to say I'm either lucky or persistent with not living in a major metropolitan area and seeing the bands that I have. I totally agree with Phipps statement being see who you love when you can. Luckily, I have seen Nirvana, Morphine, Tom Waits, Dylan, Superchunk, Afghan Whigs, Ramones, pixies (first and second…

It is not very fun when you are on the receiving end of an audio assault. Many years ago, some friends, my weird ass girlfriend*, and my evil sibling had taken acid and were hanging out on a boat tied up at the docks. It was a beautiful summer night, and in digging through the CDs on the boat, I found a copy of Gish,…

I had to wait a few years before Uverse made its way across the crappy city I live in. When I got in my latest fight with those shitheels, I was googling Uverse as I talked to them. It was beautiful to see Uverse was in my area where I could say never mind my complaint, just come get your shit from my house.

Don't go chasing The Montague.

I assure you, it will be next to impossible to resist the urge to call everyone cocksucker or cunt by the time you reach season 2. I say this as a good thing, you hooplehead.