Oh, there is a Christmastown store here that stays open year round. We are on the front lines of the War on Christmas and that is one war we will not lose!

As I saw it noted the other day, dressing up as a zombie is the male equivalent of the Slutty ____ costume at Halloween. I am investing heavily in the gray body paint and fake blood market.

Watched Attack The Block last week and it was kick ass. It really hit all the right notes. Great tension, great soundtrack, realistic characters, the whole shebang.

Okay, duly noted.

Gator?! How can you not see that?

Wait no longer, Miller.

According to my notes, Justin Timberlake brought sexy back a couple of years ago.

Well, there are only around 20,000 characters to choose from in WoT.

Oh no, it is totally true. Some people relax, some fall asleep, some get hungry. While others spontaneously combust and others start tossing around gasoline bombs.

I am fairly sure O'Neal wouldn't mind. Especially since he is ensconced in his Fortress of Snarkitude in Austin.

Aww, man. We aren't going coolhunting? I just got my riding breeches back from the dry cleaners.

I am certain it is enough.

Norm comin'. Ay yo, Norm comin'.

I don't know about that @Gentle Herpes. In my exhaustive survey of one Chinese guy I know, the Chinese love white women.

Well, damn.

But, how many Phyllises agree?

All rise. Turn in your hymn book to page 38 and we will lift up and glorify His name in singing "Pop That Coochie."

I gave these guys a listen when the hype machine was rolling earlier this year and I just found both Odd Future and Tyler tedious and uninteresting. Just don't get the appeal.

Spotted dick?

Meatloaf?! Now, that is just obscene.