whoa. didn't mean to get your tendrils all in a tangle there. you firsted, you earned any invective you get. now why don't you whine some more?

So you seriously just typed your drivel first response this afternoon, saved it to a simple text program, then continually refreshed the web page until you saw the update for Friday Buzzkills? Are you such a dweeb you even wrote a BASIC program to do this for you? I don't wish any imaginary illness upon you, only an…

huh. just from reading the title, i took it to be a guitar hero-style game, with a special hammer-mote to purchase and all. I will have to keep a closer eye out for this communist threat… thanks for the tip.

obligatory correction of the obvious OP error: interuterine would literally mean 'between uteruses'. not a whole lot of need for contraception there, i imagine. i recognize you were probably rushing to get that firsty out.

the tarkovsky original
totally rocks. seriously. i couldn't find an AV Club review of the Criterion release. this george clooney stuff doesn't sound very compelling. can anybody provide any comparison? I randomly picked up the tarkovsky version having heard that A: he's an interesting director; B: reading on the…