There's at least a chance he'll show up in the beads killer episode.

It was so cute how Price and Zeller said "a pattern" when Beverly asked what they were doing. Are people shipping them yet?

I started beatboxing trance music when the strobes started syncing with the music. Excellent scene. I've also started replaying the episodes and experiencing them with my eyes closed ever since Bryan Fuller talked some episodes back about how the show's sound is constructed with the sightless in mind. Especially…

I was honestly thinking of going to the honey store tomorrow since it's on the way to the theater playing The Grand Budapest Hotel, but now I'm not so sure. Thanks, Hannibal, for killing my honeycomb appetite, and staining any future rewatches of Pushing Daisies.

I rub the blade of my magic family sword.

I cast AdBlock Plus.

If I were Abed, I'd make Hector the Well-Endowed just for that sex scene again. He seemed like a caring and adventurous lover.

"I know of a way to reunite. According to my character sheet if I rub the blade of our magic family sword while you rub the hilt, twin beacons of light will reveal our locations to each other. Each night I will think of you and rub. Praying for the night fate will find us rubbing together."

“That’s just what I love about role playing games is being told exactly what to do.”
“Me too!” (Oh, Dean!)

An this http://www.youtube.com/watc… (Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice" music video directed by Spike Jonze)

But he'll be really good at card tricks. and will fight with a stick like Star Wars kid.

Maybe she isn't? Wink wink nudge nudge say no more.

Seriously, I'd like to know who signed the concorde declaring that of the pear.

Bronze Tiger at least got the line of the night for me. On Shrapnel's sophomoric philosophizing: "Oh, please stop giving him books."

Same here! Which is why I fear for them. :(

It doesn't seem like there's a whole lot of people out there rooting for Growing Up Fisher, but I find it really sweet and enjoyable and much much better than About A Boy. I hope it survives past this season.

Her role on Sons of Anarchy was written better on Deadwood, so if one were ever curious, I'd recommend just watching Deadwood again.

Dickie's line was hilarious.

I thought he would trip and fall, but I thought it was going to be over Chelsea's body, and I didn't expect him to mortally wound himself. Holy shit, that was funny.

YOUR BOTH HITLER 1993 FUCKTARDS