I thought you were saying you saw Garden State backwards, like an even more insufferable version of those dongs who played The Shining forwards and backwards at the same time.

My least favorite Beatles track is "Octopus's Garden", which I left off of an Abbey Road rip I made right before doing some landscaping for a squid.

OK. So the two alternatives available when you respond to this column are "fuck this feature! Everyone hates that song!" or "fuck this guy! Everyone loves that song!"

"I don't want to live on this planet any more" seems to pop up quite frequently.

But it's definitely a BTTF reference: the sign and the building look EXACTLY the same, and it's framed the same way as the shots of the BTTF mall are.

I turned to my girlfriend and chuckled "aw, the bunnies drowned in their own feces!" when that happened, so that's certainly how I read it too.

So, in conclusion: I guess the reviewer is what the French call "les incompetents".

I greatly enjoy seeing how personally you take every little comment here. And making fun of "Oblivion" also being the name of a movie is ALMOST as HI-larious as your "2-Oceans-Twelve" bit! Stay fresh, Dougie.

If only there had been internet on the plane, smartass!

Y'know, Fox…since you already got your MacFarlane-show-cancelling stamp out and all, I mean…why not?

Wouldn't paying half be a compromise that makes no-one happy? You'll be out 50 dollars, and they won't feel that the damage has been adequately covered.

"WHITHER MISTER SOCKS-ON-FIRE??" I hissed between each episode.

I'm sure your thought process was just like mine: "Uh, um, oh, Cleveland Show…fresh article, think of something interesting to say…uhhh…um, David Lynch was on it?"

On a serious note, there was actually a brief mention of him currently writing a new movie in a recent (awful) article on his meditation lectures. If I had been the writer of that article I'd definitely lead with "HOLY SHIT NEW LYNCH MOVIE!" rather than "BJ Novak enjoys meditating".

Great minds think alike, @avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus!

What will David Lynch do now, now that he's not voicing the bartender on The Cleveland Show?

First thing I did after I clicked on this review was "CMD+F: Minsk". Not disappointed.

You're wrong, it IS quite a mop.

By "egg them on" I assume you mean throw eggs at them until they agree to whip 'em out?

You most likely know it as Myanmar…but it will always be Burma to me.