Obvious suggestion, but has she made you watch "Blink" yet? That was the episode that made me a huge fan (original, I know).

Ha ha! Does The Bacon-Wrapped Skeleton star Madonna as the titular beast?

High fives and/or chest bumps for joining me in making pop-culture weekend posts with a healthy dose of MADS MIKKELSEN! *slap, bump*

I think I saw the most diverse collection of movies you could imagine, due to a Saturday "movie night" with an equally diverse crew of friends. The films were:

Max said "nice hang" after sex with Wilson, since the preceding scene had him asking if he wanted to "hang out sometime".

@avclub-0edf30a984c91fe16daa1a9d45f2e08f:disqus Well, I'm really just glad I wrote something that inspired the sentence "I'm pretty sure nobody is allergic to heaven."

Or Archer, for that matter.

Liking your comment even more if you're actually Agent Broyles. I can picture that.

Nah.

It's been a good year, and I haven't listened to this week's yet (love the Hamm, getting a little overexposed to Kroll) - but for me the best moment of the CBB year has been Jon Daly and Zach Galifianakis' Red Hot Chili Peppers fan club. No contest.

Is it impossible to comment on this article without being approved by a moderator first? Has this ever happened before?

Someone with a Von Trier reference as his username does not get to hate on Danish directors for being prats.

Genuinely grateful to sweet baby Todd for the Orphan Black recommendation! I needed a good, new sci-fi show to follow week to week, and this seems like it'll scratch my nasty itch.

NYAAARGH cover Nathan For You DAMMIT *rage-sharts*

The commissioner from Monk is looking for work!

@avclub-e1bd3c7b2884187cdb13faabfa282fcb:disqus Aw, dang. If I was ever to be interviewed here I would never dare look at the comments.

@avclub-d7f43e1fb2d4977c86163d9b0cb07814:disqus I think we're 95% on the same page, here; key difference being that you want to retroactively label influences on the genre as being "torture porn" themselves. It's like calling Rage Against the Machine nu-metal, just because they directly influenced the following…

TWÆNCE!

@avclub-bc68599029928a93ff775e686c3be325:disqus Ah, so Apocalypse Now is torture porn too, then?

You pictured someone with a blog about "how to dress like a grownup" to look LESS smug than that?