Well…he's not quite death, not quite a man…but oh man…(laughs) So, to answer your question: I don't know.

A cigarette with buttons?!?

Only acceptable in:

Yeah; Pyongyang is clearly much better. But I can sadly relate to the comic: as a Westerner living and working in Asia, I am familiar with the feeling of being bored, exasperated and unimpressed with a wonderful, exotic country. (Besides, he was only being hard on the city Shenzhen; everywhere else seemed to delight…

They're really great. He's supposed to be working off of the same manuscripts as the US artists, but he admits to throwing everything out the window to make everything palatable to Japanese audiences. Batman, for example, is REALLY SERIOUS AND SENSIBLE. He refuses to answer The Riddler's riddles, because why would he?…

Gee-Aye-Aye-Aye Joe.

You've read it? Well, 70% of them deal with sex in some way, but it doesn't get much raunchier than David Liljemark's Pornographic Saxophones. It is also the best comic in the book, strangely heartbreaking for a comic about recording yourself playing the sax whilst fucking.

Thanks to League of Gentlemen, I'll always mentally pronounce the Ian McKellen Richard III as "Richard Aye-Aye-Aye".

At least we can all agree that he's more than a bird, he's more than a plane. Oh, and more than some pretty face beside a train.

I thought they were finally doing their long-awaited "Best Frosted Tips"-Inventory.

What did @avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus whisper in @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus's ear?

Goddamn it, beat me to it. That's what I get for wiping.

@Nudeviking:disqus  They may be few and far between, but their opinions are so incredibly idiotic that they seem to number in the millions. (And I'm sure time will see their numbers rise, Saints-like.)

Jenny Lewis shot her load on what was supposed to be a dry run, so I'm afraid she has something of a mess on her hands.

Worst Movie Fanbases is an interesting topic, although I think you already named the winner in Boondock Saints.

It is, but see: that sounds like it could be great. Which it decidedly isn't. The comedy is more for 7-year olds, while the tits and violence are for 12-year olds (in the age before the internet, anyway).

*cop gasps, drops pair of VanDerWerff Clogs*

Since it seems the hijacking was moderately successful: no crappy movie novelization thread can be complete without a mention of Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics' ongoing dissertation of the INSANE Back to the Future-book. http://btothef.tumblr.com/t…

Ha ha! Could this be the @avclub-ec160682cb3586d851071e80ec63d6c0:disqus origin story?

Oh boy, he got to be fired out of a CANNON! That worked out GREAT!
*buys a tub of mescaline*