He can't cum until somebody uploads the footage of the act on Napster, Limewire or Kazaa, though.

FIGHT THE WORM! …Okay. Now the crab is getting aroused. Shut it down. Shut it down!

I recently made an ad for LG's new smartphone in South East Asia. The creative process of THAT was certainly directed by a bunch of surly Korean executives in a board room; it was pretty sad seeing the ad agency's original idea get diluted and lost to the whims of a bunch of suits playing it safe.

Made even stranger for you, I suppose, by the fact that Matt Lucas actually DOES play a character in Bridesmaids. Did you think Wiig's former flatmate was pulling some sort of long con?

Did he also get you carton of cigarettes for Christmas, grab you and say "Hey! Smoke up, Johnny!"?

@avclub-152cc7bd380aa7ddee2fb624d87228b1:disqus …But you won't do THAT?

Whenever Kate Nash is brought up my mind immediately goes to 2007, when Made of Bricks came out, and she got insanely drunk at the NME Awards. I read the NME article on the event, and it was so obvious that they didn't want to divulge just HOW shitfaced she got (her being a very young debut artist and all), but it was…

You don't like it because of its association with 2007? Good God, man: that means you also hate No Country for Old Men, Grindhouse, Hot Fuzz, There Will Be Blood, Bratz: The Movie, Eastern Promises, The Darjeeling Limited and Zodiac! That's no way to live!

Well, not so much "married to" as "had growing out of his fleshy backside like a tumorous growth".

The soundtrack is pretty sweet overall, I think. Your mention of the opening working as a "short film" brings up a point: I think all the individual pieces work really well by themselves as complete, high-octane stories, but I can definitely see how someone could find it exhausting as a whole.

"…It's a topless photo of Amanda Palmer, asking us to perform Enter Sandman for free for her husband's birthday party."

Dunham has never looked better.

I'M A MONSTER!!

He DID play the even-more-perfect role for him in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland (Tweedle Dee & Dum), a movie that is WAY worse than cancer.

You having a "one-on-one with Tracy Lords" sounds so filthy that I can only assume a "roundtable with Lars" is also some sort of lewd sexual act.

"Insufferable?" Sigh. I seem to be the only person in the world who really, really likes Spun. I will most definitely check this out too, it sounds great.

Dang, those voices. Philippe sounds perfect, but…Onstad as Roast Beef is OK voice-wise, but it seems like he's not a very strong actor (listen to him shout "oh my God this is so WAAAACKY" in the leaked footage). I always heard him as more airy, whispered and mumbly, too, what with the zero punctuation in his dialogue…

@avclub-650791898dd05ac4d665569d95c8ba08:disqus "I always thought a sticker of Calvin peeing in a toilet would be nice and kind of understated"

Dong Turnip LOL

I imagine Trump saying that in the voice of Dom DeMillo, theatrical director. She put a li'l something for daddy in there.