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Picturing Winona at the Mr. Deeds premiere, screaming "Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!" à la George C. Scott in Hardcore.

"how do I you all aren't in the closet? ever think about (…) giv[ing] me a handy(…)?"

Eating ice cream.

…"

Had it been made now, though, I am sure David Cross would be more than happy to talk about how everyone who criticizes him for starring in the Alvin & The Chipmunks franchise just don't GET IT, man.

Hah, likewise. I was at the Roskilde Festival in Denmark a few years ago, and Roger Waters was performing the entirety of Dark Side of the Moon. The music itself was great, but as one could expect Waters went on these llllloooooong, pretentious rants inbetween songs.

Tom "ICE KING" Kenny.

"Gums & Roses" is my nickname for your mom (one rose is pink, the other brown).

I wouldn't hold out hope on @avclub-b750f74544cb00c138079607276995e9:disqus giving people who hate the LOST ending Creedence. Or a tape deck.

Standing in the handicapped seating area doing stretches and calf-lifts during the movie with a small crowd in the audience sounds positively Bateman-esque.

Nah, he got diabetes over the holidays.

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Please, call them floppers.

It's the best 65 minutes you'll spend all day!

P, O, P, C, U, L, T, U, R, E? That spells "Moon".

P, O, P, C, U, L, T, U, R, E? That spells "Moon".

Behold my achingly generic (by AV Club standards) list:

Behold my achingly generic (by AV Club standards) list: