Your comment was posted 7 hours ago, and Stephen King has already released a 1087-pages long novel about your concept.

Not that I think this gimmick should continue, but a more apt avatar for @avclub-2752b51bf830ce26dd5637840dc99074:disqus might be Junji Ito's Hellstar Remina: http://24.media.tumblr.com/…

Not that I think this gimmick should continue, but a more apt avatar for @avclub-2752b51bf830ce26dd5637840dc99074:disqus might be Junji Ito's Hellstar Remina: http://24.media.tumblr.com/…

Cocks?

Cocks?

She's history's greatest monster!

She's history's greatest monster!

I love masturbating with my loopy uncles!

I love masturbating with my loopy uncles!

Anyone know why its return has been delayed for so long? I googled it a while back with no answers. I remember they mentioned they'd take a couple of weeks off after "Summerween", but that's ages ago! Adventure Time waited 3 weeks between SEASONS, dammit!

Anyone know why its return has been delayed for so long? I googled it a while back with no answers. I remember they mentioned they'd take a couple of weeks off after "Summerween", but that's ages ago! Adventure Time waited 3 weeks between SEASONS, dammit!

But if you're "in character", wouldn't you refer to him as Don Dra…Aw, man! *@avclub-bc6a370435552949bcf7927a391bac45:disqus protectively pisses himself*

But if you're "in character", wouldn't you refer to him as Don Dra…Aw, man! *@avclub-bc6a370435552949bcf7927a391bac45:disqus protectively pisses himself*

Dude in the middle still looks like one of the pinheads from Freaks, though.

Dude in the middle still looks like one of the pinheads from Freaks, though.

I haven't seen this episode yet, but the C+ on a Guendelsberger review makes me think I'll like it too. This is not a knock on Emily's writing, which is really quite good; just that for some reason, my opinion on every episode this season has been the exact opposite of hers.

I haven't seen this episode yet, but the C+ on a Guendelsberger review makes me think I'll like it too. This is not a knock on Emily's writing, which is really quite good; just that for some reason, my opinion on every episode this season has been the exact opposite of hers.

@thecolonelmc:disqus I have to echo @avclub-a14343d7aea171bddd5aa6b80e500fd3:disqus 's sentiment. I'm not even totally in agreement with you (having read so much King, I was thoroughly prepared for a shitty explanation), but your description - down to the scary dad jeans - really deserves all the likes.

@thecolonelmc:disqus I have to echo @avclub-a14343d7aea171bddd5aa6b80e500fd3:disqus 's sentiment. I'm not even totally in agreement with you (having read so much King, I was thoroughly prepared for a shitty explanation), but your description - down to the scary dad jeans - really deserves all the likes.

That's cray; he's totally who I was thinking of too, when I read it. Him, and a humanized Foghorn Leghorn. Which he basically is, anyway.