I'd be wary of saying anything even slightly negative about Doug Loves Movies on these boards, as Mr. Benson himself is bound to pop up and do his "chirpily passive-aggressive douchebag"-spiel right in your webface.

Too soon.

Too soon.

In my mind, Stacy512 is voiced by Kristen Schaal.

In my mind, Stacy512 is voiced by Kristen Schaal.

Famous for its closing shot where Antoine runs to the beach, stops, looks into the camera and belches 8 gallons of semen straight into the lens.

Famous for its closing shot where Antoine runs to the beach, stops, looks into the camera and belches 8 gallons of semen straight into the lens.

Aukerman's laugh needs to be in there too, close to the top. Him and Amy Poehler actually have pretty similar-sounding laughs, but Amy's is somehow even MORE of a hoarse, unhinged and delightful cackle.

Aukerman's laugh needs to be in there too, close to the top. Him and Amy Poehler actually have pretty similar-sounding laughs, but Amy's is somehow even MORE of a hoarse, unhinged and delightful cackle.

That's not UNfunny, but it doesn't really hold a candle to a comment like:
"I like veiny tits. It's like looking at a map of a city I very much want to visit."

That's not UNfunny, but it doesn't really hold a candle to a comment like:
"I like veiny tits. It's like looking at a map of a city I very much want to visit."

Disappointed to hear that this is weak. I used to love his tweets, but lately they've been nothing but scatological (which is fine, but there needs to be a joke there too), or intentionally terrible messages to awful celebrities (they were funny until Chris Brown blocked him), or milquetoast political slams. Feels…

Disappointed to hear that this is weak. I used to love his tweets, but lately they've been nothing but scatological (which is fine, but there needs to be a joke there too), or intentionally terrible messages to awful celebrities (they were funny until Chris Brown blocked him), or milquetoast political slams. Feels…

One of Ryan North's "Whispered Apologies" comics memorably refers to a movie named "Ragtime: A Period Piece".

One of Ryan North's "Whispered Apologies" comics memorably refers to a movie named "Ragtime: A Period Piece".

I got unreasonably excited for Men In Black 3 when I read some website
saying it was "written by Etan Cohen" [sic]. Consdering that it's
directed by Barry Sonnenfeld and stars Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin and Michael Stuhlbarg, I assumed they must've meant "Coen". DID ponder why this wasn't mentioned in any of the…

I got unreasonably excited for Men In Black 3 when I read some website
saying it was "written by Etan Cohen" [sic]. Consdering that it's
directed by Barry Sonnenfeld and stars Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin and Michael Stuhlbarg, I assumed they must've meant "Coen". DID ponder why this wasn't mentioned in any of the…

Gotta love this comment on that Attack Attack! video:
"Im a crab and im offended by this"

Gotta love this comment on that Attack Attack! video:
"Im a crab and im offended by this"

More like someone on PISS.