I think one of the main points of the whole article is that most times less dino action is more dino action.

God bless you!

Anyone who saw that last Indiana Jones abomination?

I would have thought that you would land on the side of cookie decorating every time, even if it meant spending time with a Klansman, Hitler or the cast of The Big Bang Theory.

Nah man, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be one of those creepy old guys who hits on women who are way too young for them.

Am I misremembering or did apes in general have kinda tiny schlongs, at least compared to humans? I mean I don't know what exactly that lady has planned but… OK, maybe I should turn away from this path while I still can.

I'm sure you do. And I'm sure there are a lot of other gros… uh, grand… people who fuck like bunnies as well. And I'm equally sure that I can live my life with no intimate details of any of the aforementioned fucking.

Isn't that the thing that Troy's grandma used to whoop Britta?

Sadly, I didn't.

I am a kinky, youthful 72-year-old guy.

"Weil I imagine they wouldn't be songs to those without taste or intellect."

In many languages (other than English, obviously), Turkeys are almost always associated with India.

My immediate thought was "hey, it's two birds doing the Dreamworks eyebrow-arching thing".

"Who's been teaching you to talk like that? Oh, let me guess, your fucking mother?"

Oh shit I suddenly remembered I totally went to town on myself after reading an Omaha book when I was in junior high. Didn't even wait to get home, just went to the library bathroom and it was on. Yuck. Being a teenager is occasionally pretty damn disgusting.

The definition of psychosomatic being a combination of "That means she was faking it!" and "That means she's crazy!" is one of the most inspired jokes in The Simpsons.

Maggots. Maggots. Maggots. Maggots. Maggots? Maggots.

Ummmm… wow.

I think that movie (and book) really capture that old-school vibe of fairy tales where all magical things are equal amounts mystifying and beautiful and creepy and dangerous.

Is that the one with the really long shot of the hospital corridor where you wait and wait and wait for someone to happen? Towards the end you're basically thinking "oh dammit, is anything going to happen at all?" and then ZING!