This has been sitting on my shelf hard drive for quite a while now.

Your dream is just everybody, grey, on the omnibus, eating grey sludge. That's your dream isn't it?

So you don't consider Homer being transferred to Yellow Submarine after smoking a joint "over the top"?

No. I was thinking something more along the lines of Jean-Pierre Jeunet, magical realism/fantasy type of stuff.

Well sor-REE! If that's your attitude, you can make this highly hypothetical and very likely never materializing short film based on an 8-bit Nintendo game all by yourself!

Yeah it's cliche but it doesn't mean that it couldn't be done in a non-cliche way. A clever film could easily incorporate all those elements and still make it work.

I hear that bro, get high on yourself!!!

I actually think someone should do a short film about Mario which would be just a 40-something plumber tripping on shrooms and imagining all the stuff that happens in the game. He would be broke (because he wants to collect all the coins) and single (because he wants to rescue the princess). Maybe there would be some…

Two more words: "Gangnam Style".

I remember reading in one of those Q&A-things for religious youth that there was a young couple who were dating and extremely religious. They would always just kiss and hug and stop before it got too heated. But apparently there were times when they just couldn't handle it anymore and went and did the nasty. After…

I don't think "the one" = "the person I will marry" anymore. I plan on never getting married but I'm pretty confident that one day I'm going to meet "the one" person who I'm going to spend the majority of my life with.

"Making a sitcom that doesn't deal with the gravity of the role is just… nonsense."

It's a switcheroo!

Where did BIB mention marriage? Although I do agree that if she and her dude have never boned anyone else, they might want to consider doing so, even if they do it within their current relationship.

@avclub-5b7e0a1ad5d9ac9ef3063b05f55b6d31:disqus I know man, but I can't find any decent torr… space in my very busy schedule is what I meant.

I earned that lotto money!

Why has "Get some fucking NUUUUTS" become the go-to quote from Veep?

I haven't seen TToI, but if it's anywhere near how good Veep is, it's amazing.

The fuck is this shit.

Dunno if someone mentioned it already but Somethin' Hot by Afghan Whigs?