Wow, really? Hmh. The reasons to hate that guy just stack up.

What are you doing here?

I particularly like:

This is a relatively obscure pick, but Minus the Bear's Fulfill the Dream.

Any Brett Easton Ellis book: Hey, guys, I'm Brett Easton Ellis. Please by one or more of my books so I can buy some blow. Welp, see ya!

I think @avclub-90096e50520e0e69363854109958901e:disqus  may be gay. We should tell everyone that he's homosexual, then people will lose respect for him.

You're not kidding. Just reading all these comments reminds me that each episode of the golden age Simpsons was just wall-to-wall, bursting-at-the-seams full of awesome jokes and one liners.

Aw man, is it time for the suicide pact already?

DJ Shadow - Endtroducing

Hmm. Okay, here's the breaks: I was smiling throughout the episode, but laughed out loud at maybe three individual jokes (all Dean jokes, too). Comedy is one of those things where you can just tell profundity and deep meanings to fuck off; if it makes you laugh, it's good comedy. Even the most deep and…

The humoristic James Brown impersonator James Blown is devastated.

Yeah, nine months later he had to start paying alimony to a dust buster!

Um… yeah? I don't know and/or get the reference. I'm in way over my head here. I was just saying that Pan's Labyrinth is great and you're bad and you should feel bad.

You're gonna get shot right under your eye.

And what's up with this rocking roll music? It's just guy going strummy strum strum on a guitar and singing about ooh girl I love you. Get a haircut and a job!

BTW: I was watching some old Twilight Zones recently and found out that they used "stoned" as a euphemism for being drunk in the 60's. Who'd a thunk it!

You're high!

I'm sorry, but I need more than a single article to convince me. Also, the Catholic church is a worldwide religion with tens of millions of adherents and they get the go-ahead from the Vatican, Catholic HQ, to cover all that shit up. There's no Pope of schools who tells a headmaster to turn a blind eye to pedophile…

Not many schools are gonna do a cover up to keep a pedophile teacher teaching.