I know folks around here like electronic/dance music about as much as stupid idiots who don't like electronic/dance music, but Bleep.com just released their top 100 of 2012 and it looks completely worth it (about 40€/$ for 100 songs, depending on the format). I always check the list out but this is the first time in…

Yeah, it's like a moister, less claustrophobic version of The Thing.

That's right, I won't let the fact that you didn't ask anything about Entourage to get in the way of a fat joke.

Well, Turtle does have some resemblance to the main character in The Blob… O SNAP!

Coincidence: I just watched that eighties Blob flick last Friday!

Well, he didn't solve it exactly, he just said: "It wasn't me."

"Sneed's Feed And Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"

"Blue hair!? What a freak!"

I'm pretty sure someone here mentioned this thing the last time the topic of COYA came up:

Considering your moniker, I'm not surprised.

Say "Ricky the Rapture Raptor" out loud. Just once.

"Open the Gaytes…

@avclub-2a6ac9e5324952e36b40237cf2fcdad8:disqus True, but I'm not especially bothered by my lack of torture-porn savvy altogether (although I wouldn't really say that I'm proud of my ignorance either). I simply don't want to get into a conversation regarding some fine details of a subject matter that I find pretty…

@avclub-501c54d131c3b93043a744af0c259c58:disqus Wow, Godfrey Ho, really? He sure went in a different direction after Ninja Terminator, Ninja Destroyer and all those other goofy kung-fu flicks of the 70's.

So it's "despair porn", not "torture porn", then. I really don't know all the minutiae of the genre to know how exactly this flick relates to "torture porn" or "general horror" or to whatever else. To me it's just something I don't get any pleasure from and also don't have to pretend to be able to stomach since I'm no…

I appreciate the comment, but you are certainly in the minority. I think I'm gonna give it a try.

Can't think of anything else to call it. The movie is basically 45 minutes of getting to know the characters, then 20 minutes of watching them being tortured. There may be some deep, hidden morsel of meaning that can be trawled from somewhere in the depths of this movie about how it's wrong for moviegoers to want to…

Hey! Thanks for scrolling this far!

*insert picture of Fry from Futurama*

My first and last foray into torture porn. About as enjoyable as sitting on a cactus patch.