SEE ALSO: Albert, Uncle

Crimes and Misdemeanors

That's just what House of Pain wants you to think.

See also "Cry, the Beloved Country."

The extra X is for XXXX.

Join The Navy
And Ride The WAVES

So who was the African Queen?

Good Ship Lollipop?

"Gradually, a shot rang out."

And that's the truth about Cats and Dogs.

Michael Savage _my_ Survivor contestant?

I Can Teach Bad All By Myself

That's what she said.

That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!

What would Spike Milligan say?

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"so it's roughly the size of a barge!"

Still available on VHS…

"I'm as dirty as possible, under the circumstances."

But I ask you, what is a contract? Webster's defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable."