I can only assume Wilkins came up with the idea after looking up the word "marketing" in the dictionary.

Whereas if you turn the Ps in the title upside down, it's "[Meet the] deedles."

She must work there or something.

With a flower in her head?

I'm not afraid of being molested, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Anyone remember MAD Magazine's "Jay-Z Bitchslaps Broadway"? (My favorite track: "The Rain in Spain is Insane in the Membrane.")

I knew "Free Crystal Meth Day" was a bad idea.

Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots.

Mud, mud, glorious mud

That would be "Seven Psychopaths."

"Let's have less CON-versation and more SAN-itation!"

No, that's "Says You!".

http://www.theonion.com/art…

I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedure as possible…I think it's important for my job to understand the inner workings of the work that we do, well not that I do, but the work that is done by people where I also work, the work of my colleagues.

The bathwhat?

Sweetback's.

He was going to the bathroom, even!

He was going TO the bathroom!

Or, like Dr. Marvin Monroe, he's been very sick.

…like any other day, only shorter.