Homer, you're drooling on the mike again.

MEOW

It could be carried by an African swallow.

> Race to Witch Mountain

It's up there with this one:

I prefer this Food Fight:

http://tinyurl.com/a5llrta

Jewfoundland!

"And this is my basement."
"Gee, it's not as nice as the other rooms."
"Yes, I really should stop ending the tour with it."

Elizabeth Banks.

http://www.tate.org.uk/art/…

Have a starring role in a masterpiece of cinema.

No, you got the wrong number. This is nine-one…two.

They'll be looking for us at Maury's, right? But they won't be looking for… not us.

And Pam Poovey takes the silver.

"Streets."

All I can remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova. Or maybe it was a street corner. 

"Can I go? Is this over?"

"Yaakov, what did you do to my home?"

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