"Originally, they wanted Screech to be screeching in his voice all the
time. They wanted him to talk really high-pitched all of the time.
That's why they called him Screech. He made you feel like nails
screeching on a chalkboard, to be around him. …As the auditions were getting closer and closer to the rooms full of
su…

Phooey. For a moment there, I thought I'd get rich patenting this thing.

Phooey. For a moment there, I thought I'd get rich patenting this thing.

Or "I've Found a New Baby."

Or "I've Found a New Baby."

Radio Days?

Radio Days?

New Year's Eve is the Rosh Hashanah of holidays.

New Year's Eve is the Rosh Hashanah of holidays.

Once a Yook, always a Yook.

Once a Yook, always a Yook.

Tommy Lee Jones?

Tommy Lee Jones?

Mr. Beardsley?

Mr. Beardsley?

Tom Lehrer, "When You Are Old and Gray"

Tom Lehrer, "When You Are Old and Gray"

Perhaps we should let John Muir tell the tale.

Perhaps we should let John Muir tell the tale.

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