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Hivemaker
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Stupid fuckin' white man.

Stupid fuckin' white man.

"I am the Bat Man." — Graham Cracker

Sorry, it says Bruce Wayne is a person.

Does he ever figure out what the numbers on the hatch mean?

COULD they care less about their half-assed music, or COULDN'T they?

I can't believe that in 5 years not one person has watched this movie, decided they wanted to share their thoughts with like-minded cinephiles, and fired up the old AVClub review.

fuk you win

Other than Kids in the Hall and any classic Doctor Who?

Tuyet : if I thought Poseidon was their best album of the last decade and Differences their weakest, where would I expect this one to fall?

"Seth Rogen more or less plays himself."

I wouldn't use the verb "undercut" to describe the typical relationship of corn to one's scat.

Hey Steven Hyden we're movie theatre eskimo brothers PM me to talk about how those 12 foot tall boobies ruined our future sexual expectations

I looked into The Blessing and all I saw was the Goatse Man what does that say about me thx

Am I even more drunk than usual or is there no apostrophe whatsoever in the title of Riki Lindhome's podcast?

Hopper Poppers
I'm just sayin'.

Excuse me.

Admit it
some significant percentage of you read that headline as "raping muppets" but clicked on it anyway.

Oh No Guy?
I miss a week or two and come back to see Uhh Yeah Dude starts getting coverage? It's like Salman Rushdie said about the best parts of our lives happening when we're not around.