"I don't read the comments" is the new "I don't even HAVE a TV."

That lawyer, in fact both those lawyers, seemed very real to me.

Born to play Wee Hughie
I want him to play "Wee Hughie" in the movie adaptation of "The Boys."

The real crime here

YOU WIN turn off the lights, let's shut this thing down.

I heard that Rodney Dangerfield once freebased a pile of crushed sapphires and subsequently gained the ability to expel fire from his left hand and ice from the left, while all the while his torso and upper extremities remained comfortably at ambient room temperature.

I met Matt Walsh years ago
…when he and the rest of UCB were playing Amherst College. We discussed my then brand new QuickTake 100 digital camera. He was a genuinely nice guy and I'm always happy to see him whenever he pops up; I bet this will be fun.

or will we all drink to forget?

It's too bad Ben Lyons got eaten by a bear.

Wow! That was good scrolling practice!

There's a scene in "The Happening" where Zooey Deschanel is literally laughing, but there is *no reason* for her character to be laughing. It's the best.