Or maybe if I would have only had my dick out for him.

It's not your fault. No one would every say "it struck a blow for [whatever]". It's not a phrase. It's like trying to use the term "boon for" and say "I mean it as a bad thing".

Whaaaa? "[O]ne of the top ten concert stories ever"? EVER? "Yeah, dude, I held onto a stage as it was being lifted. TOTALLY FUCKING EPIC MAN."

FULL FOUL >:( (just kidding.)

I was only touching on the ones they'd run articles on and that I'd seen/remembered. Totally possible they've run other stories about those other things … Anyway, I just thought it curious that they were going with these articles. It's like comedy from the 80s. "You know Americans be all [makes warbling whistle noise,…

You might be confusing "upset" with, I dunno, a pretty benign observation and opinion? Jesus christ, if you guys think this is what "upset" is you must have very difficult lives.

What's with these "Com'on, America, Canada gets it! OK? They just GET IT!" articles lately? Granted I can only think of two, but that's two in like two weeks.

Haha, you replied. And with a serious post, at that.

That's some houty-touty high-society eating right there! Congrats on being able to afford Denny's!

That's a lot of big words, didja borrow Pitchfork's thesaurus? Congrats on finding synonyms to fancy-up your simple retort!

THANK GOD.

It ain't fine art if two dudes ain't puttin it to one another.

Bad. Awful. You know, guys … You don't have to run the comic if it's awful. I certainly wouldn't notice.

Uh-doy …

A few things here. Firstly, it doesn't seem like they got many tweets out for a two hour "feud". And it wasn't really edge of your seat stuff, it didn't seem. Secondly, is this what we consider eviscerating nowadays? I remember back in my day when someone got eviscerated they at least cried a little bit in public.

A doctor might remove one's pussy uterus.

When you bite into them, there’s a rotted, fetid, pussy liquid that makes it unpleasant.

Martin Luther King, Jr. had a dream … and it was all possible thanks to his Serta mattress.

This is EXACTLY what the lizard people do when they feed.

So Martin's a 16 year old girl and it's 2005. Gotcha. What's his MySpace looking like these days? Does he still have that Staind song as the first track that plays or has he replaced it with something by Kittie?