I thought that's what Dancing With The "Stars" was for?

What's the other 32%?

It's not romantic and it's possible he's just making a joke, I know I was. It's very tacky, almost all talk in the "gettin' laid" or "I got laid" or whatever is pretty tacky.

You had me at "surging, flowing" …

>Why are you so adamant in making him the bad guy?

What a racist marshmallow dog-child.

"Get head by a waterfall" is romantic imagery, though.

I thought those were called ;suggestion marks;, as in ;suggested edits;? I need to get this punctuation shit down.

He existed in the corner of the screen for a couple minutes. My least favorite part of the episode.

I love this book. I still have my copy I got in … 1994? Or so … I keep it on my coffee table. It's a great conversation starter. I read it to my nephew a few months back. When a friend of mine was having a bad night she asked me to tell her a story and the only story I could think of off-hand was the Stinky Cheese Man…

Well … Who would even do that? Is there a position for someone who does that kind of work? It sounds like something they'd have to create a new title for and then determine a wage for such a position, additional tasks, etc, etc …

You are on a roll, sir.

I thought it went without saying that alcohol was in the "Well yeah, but you can't live without …" addendum.

This pleased me. This comment section has pleased me more than any other the av club has put forth since that time the club tried to slam Jack White for having the audacity to be one of like five men on a 30 person thing for women in the arts or whatever and the commenters weren't having it.

If we're really worrying about sugar content I have some bad news for you about practically every beverage aside from water, guys.

I am pleased that I don't have to leave a comment to this effect. Further pleased it has 108 upvotes counting my own.

He's getting sued for not writing more books? Seems wrong somehow …

That was one I was thinking of specifically. It just kind of weirds me out to see "Netflix original" when I feel that's a bit disingenuous, y'know?

Oh, whoops, I thought when you mentioned her husband you were talking about her husband. I get confused about what people are talking about when they're talking about a specific person and then change the subject of whom they're talking about because it benefits them more to be talking about someone else all of a…

I couldn't imagine paying to have the Netflix disc service. Not with what's available on the Internet, especially if you're willing to be nefarious … The only thing I use it for is watching Futurama over and over and over (evidently, as I'm pretty sure I've now seen the entire series—movies included—about ten times;…