Boy, you're really drinking that kool-aid, Cookie Monster. Maybe you're just worried that Trump will ship you back to wherever Cookie Monsters actually come from.

Calculative … to a manipulative degree, perhaps?

Riiiiiight. Steady hand, right over the button.

Seeing the whole thing burn down might actually be nice, at this point, but Bernie's a pretty big dipshit in general. I mean, as far as the main candidates go, I guess he was the one I liked the most … for a bit, until he became unhinged.

My personal opinion would be that Clinton probably represents an equal amount of unhinged insanity when compared to Trump.

Well, firstly, I think they're pretty equally incompetent. So that's a wash.

You remind me a lot of a very reactionary kid I know. Do you go by Bert, by chance?

Neither one will really do anything different, aside from the fact that Clinton's got more sway (and, as such, would be more detrimental).

I just watched that episode last night. Gosh I love classic Simpsons …

Boy, you sure threw that one right back at me. Great Job, Xanderpuss!

Ah, I see, so you're actually eager for the Fourth Reich. In context, this makes sense.

If you actually support Hillary Clinton then, uh, I question your thought processes to begin with. I could at least accept "lesser of two evils" by comparison to actually supporting her. Ew.

That's right, AV Club, it's only a problem if they're making fun of the guy you like. (They're both awful, though. Just awful.)

And in the AV Club's ever common low-balling, they've provided you yet another opportunity to post that quote.

As much as I agree with the first sentence, I must say that Matt Stone is definitely super important to the process. If it weren't for him the censors would say "You can't do that" and Trey would shrug it off and say "Well, OK then …" At least, that's the narrative they've made of it, so I totally don't know for sure,…

My favorite thing about the show is how it starts out by tangentially talking about something, more often than not, making their point but not explicitly stating it. And it's 20 minutes of that and then two minutes of Kyle explaining the point of the episode. Sometimes it's not out-right, though it frequently is.

*woosh*

Wow, what a boring 40 minutes of jack-shit.

I was literally going to sign in only to say this. And then I refreshed and bam. Well, still. I'll wait till I can download it. I mean, rent the DVD …

I remember trying to read the comic book but I seem to remember way more of it taking place in the Old West … I was actually positive that I must have been thinking of a different comic until we finally saw Ratwater … but I never read enough of the comic in the first place to actually know what's going on and I could…