I know you guys usually don't do school because that's where liberals are born, but do us all a favor and enroll in a intro to logic course. If it has the intended effect, you'll at least start to understand the pain and suffering you're putting us through.

Trump: "You can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb in the ninth month on the final day. And that's not acceptable."

No, it means she's quit pretending to be Jewish.

Scott Baio offered me a blumpkin, but I think he just needed a place to stay.

No, that's what the military recruiter called his shits.

Yes, thank you. They're fine movies, but I have no clue why people look back at them as like the crown jewel of American comedy. I'll take Animal House or Caddyshack over either one any day of the week.

I didn't think it was necessarily dull as much as sloppy.

He never had a chance in hell. I'm just giving you my take on how we got here.

Sure the beltway conservatives were saying that Romney failed to appeal to Hispanics and women, but Ann Coulter was on at that time saying the only reason he lost is because he failed to galvanize low income whites. Trump played that strategy perfectly in the primaries. He wasn't out there saying "government is the…

Right wingers had been pushing the idea since the 2012 loss that a "moderate" was not going cut it next time. They wanted to go all in on nativism and economic populism to solidify the white vote. That it ended up being Donald Trump of all people leading the charge is the only real shocking part about it IMO.

No, I liked Tough Crowd, but it was doomed from the start. A show with a right wing bent was never going to work with the Daily Show as its lead-in. Particularly, when the panelists are all more or less dumb as shit.

Ron Bennington is one of the funniest guys to ever talk into a microphone for a living. It's a shame he's not a household name.

Absolutely. Just the other day I was listening to an old clip of Jimmy trashing Forest Gump on O&A and it was the hardest I laughed in months. He's terrific when he's shooting the shit, but not much with standup.

Is 'blue' code for funny? I mean I like Jimmy, but let's not pretend like he's lighting the world on fire with his array of hooker jokes.

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Classic Simpsons or Arrested Development. Basically anything with solid rapid-fire jokes and little to no dramatic moments.

Why does this matter though? Do you think President Obama should listen to any pollster who warns him of coming off too black? Why should she worry about coming across as a "bitch" if anyone who would think that isn't voting for her anyways? I mean my God, if ever there was a blank check to be a badass bitch it was…

What a ridiculous excuse to trout out after the fact. No one cares about such things besides the Trumpanzees who soiled their pants with laughter when a fly landed on her head for a split second.

The left wanted her to draw blood, but they forgot she's a mild mannered baby boomer who surrounds herself with a crew mild mannered baby boomers. Her strategy seemed to be to smile in the background while he trashed her unmercifully and hope the YASS KWEEN memes would come rolling in. It just wasn't going to work…

SHE NEEDED THE OTTOMAN!!! OHHHHHH!!!