Yea, he gonna reboot his ass right out of this country!!!

*Lucille Bluth's "mine's better" YouTube embed*

“We would meet up in a hotel room at night. We would chat, you’d make me laugh. Then all of a sudden, you’d bring your friends DiCaprio and Brad Pitt, and then you’d go away.”

Most Americans are assholes who like to turn everything into sports and we don't get anything done anymore.

One reporter asked her yesterday about the cease fire in Syria, but the rest of the questions were optics related nonsense about the election.

Yeah, she done two of those this month. One this Thursday and one last Thursday. You're not entitled to your own facts. And yes, technically speaking Trump does literally talk to people outside of Fox News. Mostly his serial killer sons and the immigrant housekeeper he throws firecrackers at, but yes you are correct.…

"Hell, Hillary hasn't even had a real press conference in almost 300 days."

Cena should thank his lucky stars he didn't have to take an Ellsworth Driver off the top rope! Someone should check his phone to see if he made any phone calls to the Miz.

I didn't have to tilt anything, they just appeared after a few seconds and now I can't unsee them. For the record, I'd much rather be able to see the schooner than twelve stupid dots.

I can't see those magic eye posters to save my life, and I had no difficulty with this. Weird.

The reason Trump is as close as he is is because Hillary is being scrutinized and vetted by the media like every other candidate in the modern age while Trump mostly just elicits dumbfounded reactions from them whenever he pulls closer ahead. Read the Times public editor's insanely idiotic column from today. They. Do.…

Maybe but Bridge of Spies' spot was bought and paid for the moment Spielberg signed on. And who the fuck enjoyed Brooklyn besides white girls who play the ukulele?

I see her more as Adam Lanza in drag. Maybe it's like that dress thing…

Throw in that detention island and you got yourself a deal.

The motherfucker alluded to repealing the Hart-Cellar act of 1965 to bring immigration levels back to "historic norms". That's nothing but catnip to white supremacists. There is no two ways about it and the media would be hammering it home right now if they weren't focused on walls and Mexico.

I assumed they were trying to portray AJ as a PG version of Kenny Powers, but maybe that's wishful thinking.

Great write-up. In retrospect, this album played a big part in moving metal away from the headbanger dumbassery of the MTV years to something that has become a legitimate artistic outlet for musicians.

You owned up to your failures….I'ma give you an upvote for that.

He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Chris Brown. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

And it has nothing to do with the LAPD surrounding your home?