I'd like to imagine that Cesaro and Vince had a Peggy and Don blowout backstage ending with Vince screaming, "THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY'S FOR, DAMMIT!!!"

Just the good ol' boys
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It's becoming more literal as the days go by

Let him use the DX theme song. We can watch an arena full of 70 year old idiots get their crotch chop on.

Except nobody watches GoT for the acting or the writing, they watch it because it's pro wrestling with swords and dragons. I say this as a fan.

And Ann Dowd wipes the floor with Carrie Coon. Suffice it to say they fucked up with all the GoT shit.

That's pretty much my take on it. I don't really care where he's from, but this need he and his staff have of shoehorning Fetty Wap references into a segment on a recalcitrant congress makes him more of a Chris Hardwick than a Jon Stewart.

Company softball is a real thing? We're lucky if we get a box of Little Caesars that's been sitting in our boss's car for three hours.

Well shit, if you're going to give Wet Hot American Summer the top spot you might as well throw in They Came Together while you're at it.

Criticism itself if not immune to stupidity. Look, the threat was neutralized without anymore cops having to die. What other possibly scenario was desirable to you?

I'm not, they are! The fucking people who had to deal with it!

Well perhaps your Bob's Burger avatar should have informed me of your penchant for dry, witless attempts at humor. Nevertheless, I don't understand why you continue to demand justification for a scenario you (in all likelihood) could not possibly fathom in all your lifetime. Not just the emotional stress of watching…

Yeah, wherever did I get that 1984 reference from?

Nah, he's making an argument for using that particular device against a skillful gunman who had already killed 5 police officers vs. OMG IT'S 1984 WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS PEOPLE!!!

Dylan Roof surrendered to police. Now I don't particularly care if the arresting officer would've put one in the back of his head Seven style, but he did surrender, which is not the same thing as exchanging fire and threatening to detonate bombs.

I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody.

I think we should be capable of separating the persona from the artist just as we would for a comedian who plays on conversational subjects on a routine basis. Anything he says as himself is fair game, though.

That's a great fucking track. I'll dust off that album every now and again just to play that song.

Probably not as much as Sanders

Well Americans love chasing carrots. It's one of our favorite pastimes. Nevermind bullshit like CHIP and Medicaid, we need single-payer! That's what's going to turn things around for poor people!