Nothing will ever be as shrill as the gay alien. Nothing.

If they ever bring back that Iconoclasts show I demand a meeting between Kanye and Gaahl from Gorgoroth.

Artie isn't dead, he's alive and probably eating a meatball sandwich right now.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar destroyed me the last time I played along with one of the celebrity shows.

Going with all things Wes Anderson. As a non-white guy, I always feel like there's some massive cultural chasm between me and those films. I can only relate it to a white person watching a Tyler Perry movie.

Sounds like he doesn't want his hipster card revoked.

Like Xander said, it's the best for searching porn. Really what else do need a search engine for? I'm not writing term papers anymore.

Yep, I've been using it for a year and I got 12-months of Xbox Live.

Judging from the Arabic, I'm going to assume this is being financed by a coked up Saudi prince.

Well if anybody has an incentive to keep the Donald around it's SNL.

Kool-aid? You filthy racist.

Pretty sure the taco bowl is some awful Greek or Arab concoction that they're trying to pawn off on us.

Head Like a Hole?

I watched the movie. I think I'm pretty much caught up with the critical issue of race relations in America's ivy leagues. You're job is done here, suburbanite Spike Lee.

Most guys on the roster are replaceable because they have no leverage with the company. Let’s not pretend like the WWE is suddenly a meritocracy where the cream always rises to the top. Just because Cesaro is a workhorse it doesn’t mean he’s going to be making Alberto Del Rio money, or that he doesn't have a ceiling…

His point is that some guys can't get a pay bump because they're essentially jobbers, but by not bumping the money the company acts as if they're legitimately losing matches. He's not talking about merch percentages, he's talking about the money one should get for doing their job.

So just this morning Trump was accusing Cruz's father of assassinating JFK and now he's commending him on the good fight he put up. We're going to see just how big a piece of shit Ted Cruz really is if he bites the bullet and endorses this lunatic after this.

I'm glad Corbin isn't getting the monster push treatment. Nothing against the guy, but WWE needs to start phasing out the tattooed dudes with the fake ass Seether themes. This ain't 2004. Time to get in touch with the zeitgeist again.

Man, I hope that wasn't a coinkidink.

I never said it was rational but, the Emperor was a living god to them. At least that's how I've always understood it. We had intercepted enough messages to have a good idea what was happening in their war room.