I imagine it would be akin to a dog barking at his reflection.

My profile is open, dumbass. Read the last sentence of his post again. That is what I was referring to.

Because then they're virtually guaranteed have a monster subscriber number when the next shareholder meeting comes up.

I guess it's too much to expect more than a college freshman grasp on the issues from the AV Club.

I know a website you can watch it on but you're going to have to sit through a bunch of ads for Russian flip phone games.

Psssh, no sweat.

Next time it happens, set off a nice car bomb in the parking lot. Let the protes know what's what.

And if I click die he's going to have a massive heart attack, or how does this thing work?

We're just about down to seeing a goddamnTippy the Drawing Test Turtle movie.

Not to pat myself on the back, but this is kind of what I predicted would happen when everyone was marking out for Rhonda Rousey last year. A gigantic clusterfuck of card after plans A, B & C fall through.

Just when it looked like they had turned the corner on having the show revolve around the mutant offspring of Gordon Gekko and Joe Rogan, they go and have him pull his biggest shithead move to date. Oh well, at least there's more Dan Soder now.

I don't believe she was ever a witch, but by the end she had come the conclusion that her God had abandoned her family and she had nothing left to lose by bargaining with the devil.

I wanted Taxi Driver with masks and tights. What we got was Watchmen as envisioned by Joel Schumacher.

Ever the Ann Veal of American politics

That one and the slutmobile are classics. I also remember one he did where he made a "sex tape" with Glenn's fiancée that fucking killed me.

Goddammit, somebody needs to baby proof the homes of Jon Stewart and Albert Brooks ASAP

That's the inherent problem with his argument. It limits one's freedom of mobility if you apply it to hiring practices, housing etc.

Yeah, I suppose it's all under the principle that "no shirt, no shoes, no service" applies to everyone who enters your establishment and not just a select few people.

Hmmm, I was thinking Vince McMahon. At the very least I hope Trump uses his theme song.

Poor Disqus is being treated like the Krusty Burglar right now.