I would personally chalk it up to a mutual disinterest. Trump will drive them to the polls, though the Democratic Party certainly doesn't deserve it.

Well it's a good thing Obama came out firmly against DOMA otherwise he'd look like a real dickhead right now.

Yeah, I appreciate how committed he was to giving it the feel of live theater, but there's a reason I've never had much of a desire to watch live theater on the small screen.

I'm guessing a rematch with Triple H until Rollins comes back, then eventually Ambrose will turn on him.

With the exception of Biebs, these pop stars have done better than a good share of the comics that have hosted recently.

And remember the time she co-sponsored a bill to have Vermont's nuclear waste moved to a poor predominantly Hispanic town in south Texas? Oh wait…

I tried the chili dog and didn't think it was that bad. Much better than the hot dog covered in drunken vomit that Sonic tries to pass off as a chili dog.

Not only will they get nowhere with African Americans, they're going to galvanize Hispanics against them to the point where Arizona could go blue and Texas could be as purple as it's been in decades.

In fairness, he only took the part because he thought he would be playing ECW's Sandman.

They trashed Trump, but they did it in the most limp dick way possible. The rest of the week they were throwing sketch after sketch in the garbage because Trump wouldn't approve.

*Fallon reads post*
*pulls bottle of bourbon from under desk*

Democrat or Republican, there's one thing we all can agree on, and that is that Wolf Blitzer sucks ass at moderating.

I like how every time someone is told they're going to wrestle that night they have to whine and pout rather than show any kind of enthusiasm for the challenge. It really conveys the feeling that everyone on the roster is entitled and undeserving of their spot.

I had no idea; never worked in law. The optics of Jimmy getting yelled at for bringing in clients is what seemed too cute for me.

The foreshadowing was there, but they laid it on a little too thick for the purposes of making Jimmy look like the unappreciated genius for another week. I'd rather Jimmy outright fuck up and set the case back somehow (which maybe where it's going in the end).

Ed Begley Jr. doing a Mr. Hyde out of nowhere seemed to much like a cheap plot device to me. A rare misstep for these guys.

"It was funny. But does it matter?"

Oh yeah, well be prepared for the longest, dullest car chase of your life!

I'm glad Tank Girl lost the best picture. The douchey bro tears are amusing to me.

To each his own. I just saw it as an attempt at a Coen brothers period piece, minus all the humor and eccentric storytelling that make their movies interesting. If anything it was a huge step down for Inarritu, who I really do like a lot.