I actually thought it was pretty good—at least compared to those horrible Tim Long episodes that turned me off the show for good.

I heard someone refer to this movie as a rated R version of The Mask, and after watching it last night, I couldn't think of a more accurate description.

He was a terrific writer when he was at Stereogum, but he pretty much feel off the radar after he went to Pitchfork for cushy editor gig. I say fuck them. There are enough good metal sites, plus places like Echoes and Dust who will review the type of music that I enjoy.

I doubt the current writing staff could pick Steve Albini out of a lineup of studio engineers. They seem to be phasing that stuff out all together.

Let me put it this way: it's the only place you can get a taco and a Trump 2016 bumper sticker all in the same order.

Then afterwards they can use your severed foot as a chicken substitute. It's the circle of life.

However, "George Lopez Show" is still forbidden.

And here comes the pretzels!

Hmm interesting…
*takes a hit of paint thinner*
*punches up script for Mortal Kombat vs. DC*

It's true, and we are certainly not immune to criticism seeing as how much time we spend on this goofy website, but I always feel that it's not entirely healthy when women are made to feel precious (for lack of a better word) their entire lives. Like people always say that porn brainwashes guys into thinking women…

Stop. Just stop.

It's not just that we objectify women on a constant basis, but we also still have this weird culture that infantilizes women way more than we do men. That shit has existed throughout history, but it seems so much more prominent now in the age of Disney princesses to the point where literally every woman I know around…

All I got to say is I love this show. I hate most things, but I love this show.

Let's not forget Kane is STILL clumsily erupting from underneath in the ring in the age of Lucha Underground production.

Surprising. Good for them.

Gaga's performance was just an excuse to play dress up and generally make an asshole out of herself so naturally social media responds with the usual "Bravo! Fuck the haters!" thing they always do.

That final segment perfectly encapsulates everything that's wrong with having a 70 year old Vince running creative.

I finished watching everything up for an Oscar and those were the only two I enjoyed—so naturally it will go to The Revenant or fucking Bridge of Spies.

Knock it off, we all know you're Gene Shalit under there.

I was the kid in middle school with a subscription to Wizard magazine and now I don't give the slightest fuck in the world about any of this.