That brother-in-law of yours is right now rolling with laughter reading your account of it. Memories, indeed.
BTW, did mom and dad ever see that? Because they should.

Pod People got no reason to live…

Strong enough for a Manos, but made for a Womanos.

Rock and Roll Martian! In da heart of America…

Punch Rockgroin!

WE LOVE YOU, HERPES! WE WANT YOU TO LIVE!!!

Slow clap.

Must star Christopher Walken.

The Human Squirmy.

Egg Creams are pure heaven - the chocolate creaminess of a shake, but with the refreshing fizz of soda. My mom uses some vanilla ice cream in there, mushed up with the chocolate syrup, and half-and-half instead of milk.
Also, yes, Hansen's Diet Chocolate soda is deeelish. As is their Chocolate Cherry soda.

Random Holes, also - for adult film actors.

We could send Bob Saget to meet Charlemagne!

Holy buckets, Edmund Wilson - that just unlocked some musty drawer in a far corner of my brain. That monster freaked my shit out when I was a kid! Those spindly, spidery, day-glo legs… shudder.

The sperm scene made my little bro sick to his stomach. Of course, this was the same kid who passed out in the bathroom when Slim Goodbody came to speak to his class.

Yep.

PATION.

Welcome to the Land of Blue Light! I'm a carpenter, and this is my brother, Tom!

"Keep those hands of fate at 10 and 2!"

Agreed. I recently rediscovered the original show with my preschooler and was shocked to discover I still remembered the awesome theme song, almost 30 yrs later.

Yes! I believe that was a Disney production. Forever embedded in my Halloween subconscious.