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I ALWAYS find this guy fascinating. Total handsome hero in Ladyhawke (underrated, I think), loathsome baddie in Nighthawks (my favorite Stallone movie, though it's terribly cliched), and just superlative in Blade Runner. It's funny how he knows a lot of his movies are crap, but still enjoys them. He reminds…

(9) Conan must always be "naked, but for a loincloth"

Really, is she any more hydrocephalic than Helena Bonham Carter?

I'm so there, even if it costs me my sanity.

Ah, a fellow Conan nerd…

*women in audience lament*

I think he's sort of embarrassed about the whole "stupidly marrying a skank" thing and trying to lay low and behave so that he can get custody of the kid. I think it does say SOMETHING that his ex still thinks well of him.

I did look at the new Fiat. You know what's cool? You can program the horn. It can MOO.

But come on…they peel antibodies off her fun bags!

Well, just yay anyway
I'm starting to get the shakes without a new Bond movie. C'mon man, just one trailer?

Hey, I have one too, and clothed driving is how I roll, baby. Why are you sitting in the back? That's just a shelf, really.

Look into my eye.

Way more explicit mastubatory sequence. We needed that.

There's just no zygoting over you…

…and every dead hobbit he touched came back to life, but something had to die in all their places…

Pushing Daisies and Wonderfalls…

Quiet, I believe you answered my question.

Seriously, I've been saying this for years…

O know Tony's, but Zatarain's has a deal like that too. Super bon.

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