Respectfully disagree. You can have unstructured hair without looking like you stuck your head in a food processor.

Franco was an ass, leaving her to twist in the wind like that. She did pretty well, and I hope she marched right backstage and ripped him a new one.

Dropping, my ass. The genetic retro-rockets in his feet will gently lower him to the ground in the most awesome way possible.

CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE EXHAUSTED??

Git a rope…

Johanson had to be stoned to come onstage with that hair. Sorry to sound like one of those inane fashion commenters, but srsly?

I'm old, and that was unutterably depressing. Even a hologram of a dead guy (depressing enough) had more life than Franco. O tempora! O mores!

Thanks, Annearchist - SO getting one!

Nope. That's Spartacus. The movie.

Yes - why don't they SELL those?

Ese as un pesce enorme!

BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT

Wow, that's … sort of romantic, I guess, except for the seizure rape and all.

Watch out! That boob is headed STRAIGHT AT YOU!

Beach Boys
Wouldn't It Be Nice?

I do elliptical to What's So Funny? I love Elvis, but I don't wanna die to him.

NIXON!!
barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark….

"Union Jacking"?

Best thread ever, you great pillocks! Ta!

SOmething something rum, sodomy, and the lash, something….