OF COCK?

I'm in geek heaven
AV CLub, you're really delivering first-quality goods lately. One of my fave character actors in one of my fave movies - Manhunter! He is astonishing in it. Also see the nice reunion of Noonan and WIlliam Petersen in an ep of CSI.

The Christians are behind you, Xenu! Go, go and do what we cannot.

…screw some chicken wire around the stage to keep geriatric parrotheads from breaking a hip?

Here, let me get this pop-top out of your heel…

Dammit, where's Xenu when we need him?

WE COULDA BEEN AT A BARBECUE!

I believe we could get by with just a mild gelding for Mr. Smith.

Merkins Pour Tout

Nice abs, sure, but nice abs don't win the Oscars, baby.
Actually, I liked him in Hellboy.

Quoth the Raven
"Take thy beak from out my heart and stand against the wall and spread 'em."

Hangar 18: The Wangs Have Eyes

EW
*pushes lunch aside*

Oh, and Totz - see above…

Tampon: Tokyo Drift

@fastandsloppy

Wow, I really don't remember an orgy. I must have dozed off…

Come on, 3-D makes everything better…

Hey, get a load of me. I love spousal abuse.
Really?

Much appreciated, Enkidum. I guess we'll find out who is right someday. And give Gilgamesh my best, willya?