I get it. Not a joke I would ever be willing to make, but I appreciate the wordplay.

It would take much less than all of Congress being blown up for Rick Snyder to take the opportunity to arrest all Muslims. He'd probably also go after African-Americans while he had the chance.

There are few things in the world that I want more than for Julian Castro to become president in the next 4-8 years.

The Campaign was way funnier than it had any right to be.

I think if you were only going to watch one it should be Gentleman Broncos. I think it's the most interesting both in terms of idea and execution.

Hitfix wrote a fantastic piece about FX recently, and one of the things that was mentioned was how Falk had to fight tooth and nail to get the studio to let him cast Cash as Gretchen. Just goes to show that everyone is idiots.

"I used to always think that people were following me. I didn't realize that was PTSD, I just thought it was normal." -My wife, who suffered from PTSD after leaving the military, and who called this episode one of the best depictions of PTSD she's ever seen.

I loved him in that movie about the jewel thief.

I think Vegas was the best travel episode, and you could put Hawaii, Disney World, and Australia in any order you want after that.

I once had a conversation with an art director and when I found out he had worked on Ed I asked him when it was going to be released on DVD. He told me that he gets asked that question with remarkable frequency considering he was only the art director.

Plus Gaston eats a lot of eggs.

I think that, if you're making a show about a normal schlub who suddenly becomes president, that Kiefer Sutherland is a terrible choice, because we so closely associate him with Jack Bauer that we think of him as a competent badass. If they really wanted to cast someone who nobody could imagine being thrust into the…

I would be extremely jealous of anybody who has heard of Janelle Monae but not Jesus.

The episode of House that Hugh Laurie directed was terrible. It was comforting that there's at least one thing at which Hugh Laurie is not the best in the world.

Unmitigated enthusiasm? On the internet?

Two Broke Girls is a fascinating show because the two girls themselves are wonderful, but every other character on the show is so horrible that it makes the show unwatchable.

Boooorathian

How is the UK better at awarding rap than the US is? I'm still bitter about To Pimp a Butterfly losing that grammy to Taylor Swift.

Wait, the same guy starred in two musical roles based on parts written for Sylvester Stallone and Bill Murray? That guy has range.

What about "Pitched and Throws"?