But can anyone who loves animals truly be crazy?

The Ducktales theme song was on my exercise playlist for a long time. I will never not have the entire thing memorized.

I hope there's a scene in which we see Tupac enjoying his favorite drink: The Frankschlong.

Jack Simultaneously In and Out of the Box

I cough! I clear my throat! I cough again!

You're saying the guy who wrote the song "Money Pussy Alcohol" (which is legit a great song) doesn't moonlight writing corporate jingles?

Thomas Middleditch could also help Keanu Reeves jerk off his entire family as efficiently as possible. Ya know, if there's something they want to save for a sequel.

I'm always happy when one of your comments sounds like exactly something Gene Belcher would say.

Ah yes, the lesser known "Schrodinger's Pusha T" who both did and did not write the "I'm Lovin' It" jingle.

You can tell it's into you by the size of its Bulge area.

The first thing that I saw him in where I genuinely thought he was great was an episode of Scrubs where he basically played himself. Dude is charming af

I thought the Farrellaissaince involved him singing the song "Happy."

In that case, I'm in talks to be Sophia Vergara's lust object.

First of all, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend deserves way more nominations than it got. Second of all, it only got one "Original Song" nomination and it was for "Settle for Me." I don't know what song I would pick to nominate, but it definitely wouldn't be that one.

I would say that there are very few movies that do as good a job of exploring the toxicity of the straight white man ethos as Observe and Report.

Sure it seems like a dead body now, but when it levels up it'll be a Gyrados.

You should. They're extremely comfortable.

I'm sure it'll be on HBO or Netflix within the month.

It would have been funny if they had invited one of the Wachowskis but not the other.

So if someone criticizes a piece of art they haven't seen, the defense is "how can you attack it if you haven't watched it?"