The A.V. Club

Sadie Dupuis and I were good friends in summer camp, but I haven't seen her since she came to Austin for SXSW when she was still part of Quilty. I'm going to see them this summer, though. Super excited

If there's one thing Mahatma Gandhi stands for, it's revenge!

Dear God, no. Can you imagine how painful and offensive his movies would be if he started actually TRYING to be funny?

I have a feeling that his memoir is going to be titled "My Struggle."

He does on Halloween!

If pornstars are behind you you're doing something right.

You're gonna know his name!

Misremember Sammy Jankis

The person under the stairs? Wes Craven is making a Harry Potter TV show?

More like Sherbert!

I think you mean "Cwazy" Cliffhanger.

Don't talk about his Maw like that! She is a lovely woman!

I consider Margot to be Baumbach's best movie by a significant margin. So beautifully crafted, so deliciously cruel, so painfully human.

They got the font right and everything!

Lizzie McGuire beat All That for Favorite TV Show? No wonder everyone hates my generation.

Complaining that an Earl Sweatshirt album doesn't have enough flashy beats and singable hooks would be like complaining that a Dardennes Brothers movie doesn't have enough CGI robots.

I thought Jack Reacher was both a mess and a bore, and the fact that this movie is directed by Chris McQuarrie, who also directed that one, makes me nervous. But at least I can say the same thing about that I do about every colonoscopy I receive: "I'm certain it won't be worse than Mission: Impossible 2."

That moment when you see a Newswire that has just posted and you're like "man, if I post something witty now I'll get so many likes and become the most popular guy on the A.V. Club" but then you can't think of anything witty to post.

I feel like that's the equivalent of French Netflix saying "Because you liked 'Titanic' you'll also like 'INLAND EMPIRE' because they're both in English and really long."