I totally expected Dexter to come out of the cafe holding drinks for Hannah and Harrison and we learn he faked his death and went to Argentina with them. Somehow they managed to make it even more stupid than that.

Should I even bother asking how Dexter managed to drive his boat into the eye of a hurricane in the middle of the ocean, destroying his boat in the process, and still somehow escape totally unscathed? Or would that be like a stupid question?

I don't think it's realistic that there is any situation where he would be given custody of Brock. The boy will go with a relative or to foster care. They don't just give kids to random dudes, especially less than upstanding ones such as Jesse.

I'm getting towards this point too. I actually want it to be as bad as possible because then at least I can enjoy making fun of it for a while. If it's only sort of shitty that takes all the fun out of it. I hope Dexter dies at the start of the last episode and the whole thing is just about Masuke and his daughter…

Hey AV club. Ads with loud as hell sound that can't be toggled off? Are you kidding me? That is bush league.

Hmm, this show is getting a little tiresome for me. First of all, Jax has become completely unlikable. I know they want to portray his moral decay but they are going too far too fast. One of the great things about the Shield was it kept you rooting for Vic even as you saw him doing terrible things, only to really pull…